Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Monsters Sing In Song

Today went the way the usual day did, except for some reason it kept on stretching on and on and on. When i thought it was around 7pm, I found out that it was 3pm. Which was awesome. So i woke up this morning and i ran out to Bio.

After that i skipped my College Lab like usual to hangout with Mauricio, and play Wii Fit in my dorm room. It's pretty semi homosexual. But it's definetly a workout, like that thing KILLED my abs. No doubt. Then we picked up Nick, and smoked my remaining cigars. We came in and decided we wanted to order Miracle Fruit.

So we did, and were excited. It's coming from Japan. And it only cost 15$ (including shipping!).


So yeah.

Then afterward we dropped of Nick at school, and Jackie came over. We decided we wanted to go to Peta Pit, so Mauricio and Me and Jackie went over there. I didn't eat, but they did. We came back, rocked some Guitar Hero 2. What else did we do...

Then we Helped Aaron move in. My childhood best friend (besides Garret of course :D). He moved in, and then we got his key, and everything got set up. We said Goodbye to Jackie, and then we went to SoVi. (the good version of the perch). It was yummmy.
:D.

Then we got back and played a lot of Super Smash Bros brawl..
Then we dispersed to our rooms, i talk to Chris Hays for a bit. Same with Liz and Nate. Then there was nothing.

Tomorrow is grocery shopping day :D.

IM SOOO EXCITED

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Let's Hit The Bar. Let's Loose Control

Yo Yo Yo.
Ryan Kane is back in african american and he's sorry that he missed the last like month. BUT. This is what happenned today my friends..

I went to sleep approx 6:30am last night and woke up around 1pm. My mom was telling me that we were having raviolis for dinner and Dad was coming over. So i was like, yeah sure whatever. I hopped out of bed and realized that my hair was in a ponytail when i went to sleep. That means my hair looked like pure ASS. I went into the bathroom but held my breath as I first entered.

That is because last night was Greg's last night here because he got suspended for the semester; its a long story. But Greg got HAMMERED last night. Like intensely, and me and him share a bathroom. I didn't want to end up going into a vomitorium, so i held my breath, and jumped in the shower.

After that i blow dried my hair and straightened it, the new routine. Then i went to my mums with my bio book so i could study. Inseatd i sat IMing Ainsley.

Then ravioli time, and i showed my parents what guitar they should get me. Which i know is NOT going to happen. But i am ok with that. Ill save up. I drove back home, and watched Monster House, Ainsley called. I talked to her for a little bit, and then i had some work i had to do.

But now, the night is winding down, time for me to get ready for Religion.
FUN stuff.

End Log
-Ryan

Saturday, September 27, 2008

This Could All End In Tragedy

Beep Beep.

That's the first noise i hear at 1pm, when my phone was saying "dude, my batteries dying. Help?"

I remembered my mom had my charger slo i texted her to bring it to me. Though, she lived like, 7 min away i didn't wanna drive. But it ended up that i had to drive over there. She made me grilled cheese which was nice :D.

Then i left there with my phone charger. By the way, my real phone charger broke, so im stuck using a car adapter for it because Wal-Mart wasn't even back ordering them, and using a wall adapter from Wal-Mart. Fuck Wal-Mart. I got back to the room, and i played guitar hero for a while, i don't want to get rusty.

Then something caught my eye! One of my friends (hot) had become single. I responded with a Why, and i got nothing. She refused to talk to me so i let it go. By this time Conway was awake and we were discussing the day's events. I believe it was 4pm at this point. I think i just read my biology work until about 7pm, which is when Aaron showed up. He had to leave at 9, but he wanted to hangout with us in the mean time. I was happy about that, cause the kid's awesome. I asked my R.A. about moving him into the dorm. My roommate Greg got kicked out of housing, so im trying to move Aaron into his room.

She said we have to do this process, so i accepted and ill prolly do it at some point.

I believe that my depression is kicking in (bipolar) because ive been in a really down mood lately. I just realized im failing most of my classes and that i have no motivation for life. The only fun i've recently gotten was from this 24 year old i met names Jackie. When i first met her we would makeout which is really cool, but lately we haven't and she just keeps putting me down about stuff. So really i have nothing exciting me lately.

Like, there are so many people who have it worse than me, but i still make it seem like my problems are worse. iruvbqebfrvwef

Point is, that after Aaron left, Jackie came over, and we laid in my bed and watched The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. I love that movie, and after i gave her like, a 15 minute back massage. And then no making out. So i'm like, fuck.

I have no one to talk to besides my 4.
But out of those, only 3 really talk to me.

:-\

I miss you guys.

AH!
And to make it worse off, everywhere i look i see pictures of Lauren and Ryan kissing. like, fuck my life.

Charise (the hedgehog) is totally in the living room.

She's a pro :D
All the roommates love her, which is really nice.

I think im going to write poetry tonight. I feel in the mood.


I'm going to try to write alot of blogs now. I have nothing else to do with my life.

End Log
-Ryan

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Night After Night I Wake Up Shaking Cuz My World Is Breaking

OMG, so i haven't done a blog in a few days/a weekish, and i feel semi guilty, so now i have some down time. Ok, so i'm going to summarize my last week in a paragraph consisting of fragmented sentences.

Nonetheless, i've missed alot of my classes, though im starting to catch back up. I'm doing extraordinarily good at math, and i've woken up on time within the last two days, which is good. Although! On Monday, i got fuckin' sick. Like, sick sick. I had a headache all day on Sunday, and in the morning on Monday my entire body was sore. During my sleep i had this thing, where i was FREEZING cold, but i felt so damn hot, and i was sweating profusely. I then starting have delusions that my blankets were made out of paper, and even though i knew the whole time it was fake, it wouldn't stop. I was almost in tears, because i couldn't make it stop. I was sooo cold, and i couldn't pull the blankets on me because it was a giant piece of paper, it kept crumpling in my hands.

But now is Wednesday, and i went o my classes, Kelly came into class drunk, which was a tad upsetting, but it's not my business. We took a quiz in religion and i think i got an 80 or a 90 on it, which is cool. Then i went to comp, which is pretty enjoyable, theirs alot of hot girls there, and plus i love to write. Though, i am not good at retaining information i read if it is not interesting to me, so i have a semi low grade i believe.

Now im back in the dorm, my hair is blow dried to perfection, and i just got recent news that Kaitlin Fernandez is coming over tomorrow instead of today, which is semi upsetting, but it should be fun. Hopefully it gets exciting.

End Log
-Ryan S. Kane

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Saying Hello To Old Friends, Saying Goodbye To Old Ones, Again.

Well, how do i start off my day? Easy, it started off with me waking up at 8:50am, looking at my cell phone and yelling "SHIT!" throughout my dorm. It was because i missed my 8am class, which sucks. But i didn't worry too much, because Bio is easy for me so i just sat up and let it go. I blinked and it was then 9:26am. I jumped out of bed, and i turned on the TV and poured myself a bowl of Golden Grahams, and sat down on the couch. I let JD, Elliot and Turk, along with the magic of Sacred Heart, take me away as i enjoyed a deliciously nutritious breakfast.

Then i got ready because at 10:45 was my College Algebra class, so i made sure to leave the room semi-earlier so i could make it on time. I was nearing Reed Hall, when all of a sudden i saw a wave of sorority girls, that were handing out planners and pencils. I was immediately scared, so i slinked past them without being noticed. I reached my College Algebra class, and i sat down in my normal seat, and i was sad, because Sam wasn't there. I got situated, and i was ready to take notes, because my note taking skills had a dramatic decrease, when all of a sudden Sam walked in, and it made me pretty happy because i wasn't alone. There was no teacher in the room, and the room was always DEAD quiet except for me and Sam. When i say DEAD, i mean, it was so quiet that if you breathed you felt awkward because you may have been destroying the silence. But when Sam was in the room, we usually talked and that killed the silence.

The teacher droned on for another hour and then finally i was released back to go home. By this time it was 12:15, so my first thought was "I should pick up Leanna", but i didn't have to today because she was staying after school, and it's Tues, which means she has band. So i was walking home, and i remembered my phone's obnoxious vibrate in the middle of my class. SO i grabbed it, and i was extremely happy to see it was Hays, so right away i called him, and i zoomed off to his house to hangout with him/help him pack. I was using his shotgun, which in itself made ma happy, and he was showing me how to hold it without dislocating my shoulder, which i guess because of my small stature is impossible. But i made a joke about a shotgun shell just jumping into the gun, and hays was motioning how that would roll through by putting his fingers in the area. I was paying almost no attention to what the hell i was doing and i cocked the gun. His finger was inside the gun, and it SLAMMED down on it, which made me feel pretty dick, but his finger was ok.

Then i had to leave, because i had to make it to the CutCo office to drop off some forms, and i made it there pretty easily, and the office is really close, just off Island Park. I dropped off my forms and i zoomed back out. When i was at Hay's house and we were bringing stuff to his car he gave me a box to ship out my gamecube games in, which was a tad too small, but i got to the post office just to realize that i didn't have the address. So i called Conway, and he helped me obtain that through my Ebay and PayPal account. I went in the office and i gave them the box, which didn't fit all THAT great, but it worked. I was rushing around today, and now i was off to get my Pokemon Cards from the house. I ran over there, and i got my cards. But now that i was home, i wanted to eat something, so i picked on: Peanut Butter, Bananas, A bit of a hamburger, Ritz crackers and a Gogurt. Yum yum. Then i stole a TV dinner, and i ran off to my dorm.

I got back and i went in my room, and played guitar for a while, because no one was home. So i blasted my music around the house. Eventually 4:50pm rolled around and i had to leave for dinner. I got to Grandmas, and ate her pot roast, and mashed potatoes. yum yum yum. Then the moment i had been waiting for, for so long finally came. I drove over to Gamestop, and i started to walk in the door, and suddenly everything around me slowed down. If it were a movie, the Rocky theme, or something else would have been playing in the background. I got up to the main desk, and i slammed 176$ on the counter. I looked the man in the eyes and very dramatically i said

"Hey".


And he was like, yo, whats with the money. I informed him of my lack of friends and my need for Guitar Hero 4. He laughed and said it was a good choice. He said to me

"You need 25 more dollars"

and i said

"I can do that"

So i whipped out my card, and i gave it to him. He looked at me and said

"It didn't go through".
I was instantly sad, and i go

"Uh, Why?"

"Idk, lets try the other one".

So we walked to the other register and it went through, which made me happy. So i booked it home, and played Super Smash with the guys. Then there was a knock on the door, and i knew immediately who it was when they walked in. It was my friend Aaron Andrus, from grade school. I hadn't seen him since 7th grade, and it was awesome to see him again. We both went into my room and talked about the last 6 years we hadn't seen each other, which actually wasn't that awkward. Then we went out and played Super Smash, and he wiped the board with us, hardcore. He was awesome. Eventually all the other guys but Conway, Aaron, Adam, some other guy and I, went on a beer run, so we played Apples to Apples for literally 4 hours. hahaha.

Then more Super Smash, and finally the end of the night came.

End Log
-Ryan S. Kane


(This took my whole contemporary world religion class to write)

Monday, September 1, 2008

Kakariko Village

Today started with me waking up and i went to my mums house. She owed me three dollars you see, and that's a problem. So i went over there, and my mum gave me the 5 dollars, but i hung around the house for a little extra time because my Dad was there, and i love my Dad, he's a badass. So, i called Leanna and she was like, "I'm actually leaving right now" so i was like, damn!


So then, i went to Zack's house, because it was Nate's birthday today. He was throwing a party, and it was my job as a friend to go over and hangout. Although i had absolutely no money, so i got two party poppers, and i gave him those. He would love those! So, i'm at Zack's house, and i see my friend Chloe on the futon, and Nate's hangin out, so i give him the poppers, and right away he shoots off one of them and gunpowder fills the air. I love that smell. Then he ran out of the room, and i kind of Zoned out in conversation with the kids, they were all Freshman, which made me laugh and think "I'm better than YOU!" Nate comes back in the room like, "I got my Mom in the face with it!", and i laughed but decided to keep it to myself.

Then all the kids went on a scavenger hunt so i went with Zack, and he had to purchase a bluetooth headset for his phone, and then get money out of his bank for his mumsy or something. In the meantime i had to watch some woman's cigarette because she had to go buy something, idk. But so we headed back to house, and i went to the room that had the drumset, and i started to own!!!

Hahaha, it made me feel good inside, because i have rhythm and it sounds decent. But eventually i got bored, so i went back into the main room and there were a bunch of kids that decided to quit the scavenger hunt and i yelled at them, haha. I picked up a guitar and i played some music in the meantime, which was cool. When all the kids arrived, i hungout with chloe the most, and we just chilled and talked for a bit, about life and everything. We also read a book about a penguin that was playing hide and seek, and the penguins on every page were fuzzy, which ended on a very happy pop-up page.

As time passed, and i indulged on some delicious pigs in a blanket, the time came for me to leave, so i said my goodbye's and i jumped in my car, and zoomed off. But to where but Ainsley's house! We talked for a bit, because i got a call from Melissa saying she needed a ride home, which is weird because we NEVER talk. But of course, i wanted to give her a hand because i'm nice. I drove over and picked her up, and next on my agenda was for me to grab gas, and at the very moment we were on our way to get gas, my mom called me and said "Drive your father home, and i will give you gas money!" and i was like, HELLS YEAH SON! So i drove to get gas, and i filled my tank. which was nice.

We picked up my Dad, and drove him to Naples, and then we headed back to my place, which was nice. WE watched Futurama, which is still my favorite show!

But then i dropped her off, and i came home to do my Bio quiz, and now me and Conway are playing Zelda on the 64!

HELLZ YEAH.

End Log
-Ryan S. Kane