Swimming Dreams Aren't Considered Wet Ones.

Today i woke up to a dream about Tanner Jones. I was taking a test in a class, and Steven Agapi was cheating. But then Tanner made me sign a paper that said "Cast Party", which obviously means that i was going to a cast party with Tanner. Then immediately after me signing the paper, we were in a pool, racing from one side to the other.
Fancy.

Then i woke up, and i don't remember what i did right away. Except i remember making a sandwich. Following that, i had to drive my order forms for work over to the main office, which is located off Metro and Colonial. It sucked. Then i went to my grandmothers house, and i helped (tried) to optimize her computer, although i believe its semi fucked, because it appeared to have 1 GB of RAM. Which blows for vista. But yeah. Then i defragged and whatnot.

Following that, i visited my BFF Kira Pirre, who lives in Bonita. She's pretty awesome. And i met her cousin Embry (I LOVE THAT NAME), and then i had to leave. I went and bought a new bathing suit, and a fancy burgundy button up shirt. I went home and enjoyed a fantastic double take of Hamburgers. I LOVE hamburgers, probably my favorite food. Which is why i'm excited for my cruise tomorrow. Based on almost nothing, im assuming they have a lot of cheeseburgers. And Cruise food is free. Sooo woooot.

Then i went and picked up the Mrs....
Leanna came over to meet up with Me, Zacky, Jerry, TJ, Krista.. and ME.
we watched Anchorman, God i love that movie.
Haha.

Best Line Ever
'This is worse than the time the raccoon got in the copier"

Fantastic.

Then i had to drive her home, and i came home and hung with Zacky and Jerry and My sister/ played some guitar hero.
The usual.

Home Movies is on. Its sooo funny.
I'm just talking to Ainsley and Hays.
Lamee old me.


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-Ryan S. Kane

Burnt Cheese Smells An Awful Lot Like Dissapointment

Today i woke up approx 1:47pm. Haha, So i woke up, and my grandmother was at my house. (Grandma Connie) She lives only about 10 minutes away, so it's a common thing. I took a shower, and talked to Hays for a little bit. Then at about 3:30pm, TJ came over, which was awesome. I showed him how i could play Handlebars by Flobots, on the guitar, and then we played some Guitar Hero. My grandmother made us spaghetti for dinner, so we went downstairs for that, and i found out my loittle brother was home. Krista was supposed to have been there, but she was "Running Late" which i doubt. But to go along with my dinner, i heated up some Mozzarella Sticks.. They were going to be amazing.

But then it happened.

I got up to fetch my sticks, they had been in for a strangely long time, and i wondered why. It turns out when my grandmother was cleaning up today, she cleaned out my toaster, she put the settings to Broil, instead of whatever i had them on for perfect Mozzarella Sticks. Sooo all the cheese had emptied on the bottom of the toaster, and the mozzarella sticks had become just empty shells.

Which was kinda gross.

So following that we went to go with Krista to get her new purse, which cost 160$ By the way. (That's fuckin' ridiculous) and then we came back, and i had an appointment for work, which was cool. TJ wanted to see how it all went down, so he sat down and watched. Following my sales, came a party at Fridays.. Wooooo. We went to go meet Haley and Leanna (:D). ME and TJ ordered an.... Order of Boneless Buffalo wings, that were..... boned. It made me happy. Then i had to drive Haley and Leanna home. but me and TJ came back to my place, and planned out what song we wanted to learn.

Then he left, and i played some guitar hero, but got bored.
Currently have a huge headache.
and im hoping that Home Movies is on instead of effing Squidbillies.

Also, Ainsley just informed me that she had an alligator on her car. Haha, im jealous my car didn't get attacked by a gator.

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-Ryan S. Kane-

Broken Necks and Swallowed Teeth ( Go Perfect with Free Rockstarz)

Two Words.
Mayhem Tour.

The Time is 9:00am, and I'm wide awake, ready for the loooong day ahead. I got online and i was talking to Hays(He officially left like, 43 minutes later), we said our goodbyes, as i watched his AIM status deplete, ever so depressing. But, it was time to cheer up, because there was a 2 and a half hour drive ahead!!! Haha. So it was me, Zack and Jerry(Jerin Beaty), in my bright purple Kia Sephia, driving down the road, listening to a mix of whatever i felt like putting in. About a hour and a half into the ride, We decide to stop for food, because it was going to be like, 12 bucks for a hot dog there. So, we went into Wendy's, as i went in with my lunchbox, because i cant have fast food. We ate, and then left, and kept trucking. I was worried that we were going to have to buy a parking spot, and i was upset, cause i had become poor that morning, when i looked at my bank, haha. And i saw people walking to the concert field, and i was upset, cause they must have been walking for a reason. But they weren't, there was free parking.We got out of the car, and found where the back of the line was.
It was like, a half mile back. Haha. So were standing there, and we talk to strangers, and we get told to support the protection of pigs, because they have feelings too haha. Jerry told them he liked Bacon. We wait in line for about an hour and a half. But then theres good news about that. THERE WAS FREE ROCKSTARZ. Because the tour was the Rockstarz Mayhem Tour, so everyone got free Rockstarz. Woooot. Finally we get in, after being patted down, and sweating balls. But then when we got in, the first band was playing, so we rushed to that stage. we got good spots, and hid from the mosh pits, because those people eat people like me for every meal. WE watched 36 crazy Fists, then 5 Finger Death Punch, and then I believe it was Black tide. Now... Black tide's bassist looks almost identical to me. Were like twins. and we took a picture together back in October, and he never sent me it. Douchebag.






Following that was uhhh, i believe Airbourne, then Suicide Silence, which in my opinion was either 2nd or tied with Slipknot. They put on an AWESOME show. Then came Walls Of Jericho. We didnt watch them, so we got up to the front of the other stage, because Zack loved Underoath, so we got to the front of the other stage(there were 3 stages), but me and Jerry were getting too hot, so we got out of the crowd, and sat down on the side, and then watched the bikes do freestyle tricks, which was pretty cool. the band started up, so we headed over there, but we had no intention of fighting to the front, so we hungout near the back, and watched from there, Then Jerry helped me get put up to go crowd surfing. It was awesome!
Following THAT was uh, Red Chord i believe, and we saw some women flash the crowd, and the bassist of the Red Chord was like, disgusted cause it was like a crack whore. Ew.

Then Machine Head went up, and after that was Dragonforce, which was kinda cool, but it was a semi letdown because they didnt do half the solo fills, which prolly wasnt upsetting anyone else because they didnt know every single note of that song via Guitar Hero, but it was whatevs. Then disturbed came on, and they tore it up hardcore too. They did better, in my opinion at the Xmas ball, cause they had been more intense. But still it was awesome. Then came the main show. The thing we'd all gone there to go see.

Slipknot came on stage. It was awesome. They were like. MEH!!!! and we were like YEAH!
They played till 11:00 i believe, which isnt bad for a 9 hour concert. But the road home sucked. it was another 3 hours, but it was cool, cause we had some major male bonding time. We shot by a 7-11, and a Jamaican guy was telling us about how shitty the US was, and i was semi scared for my life, but it was whatevs. The scary thing.. was that i parked under a tree. And Jerry said there were spiders all over my car. It was soooo scary. But we had to get home, so i had to suck it up. Although im currently semi frightened to get in my car.

But still.
I got home, crashed in my mumsy's bed. And woke up at 1:47pm :)

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-Ryan-

Some are Silver, Some are Gold. (Copper tastes funnier though)

Well, Today started out like every average American day.. (by the way, i just typed American in lower caps, and it said it was a spelling error and made me have a caps in it.) I woke up listening to the sound of my dysfunctional family. In case anyone was curious, that means absolute silence, because they all left you at home while you were asleep. So i woke up, and i had to have an appointment for work, so i headed over to the Cascades for my appointment.. It was good, i made a sale. Following that, i followed Hays to bring his car in for an oil change and new tires. so he rode in my shotty seat, as we headed over to Costco (Hay's 3rd family) to deliver... a package of sorts. Then we went over to TJ's house, to say "Hey, way to keep in touch for the last month."

Following, we went to the Cigar Bar, and we had a jolly old time, smoking cigars like men. We held very masculine conversations about all sorts of manly things. Followed by us going to Moe's Southwest grille. Shit happened, we ate,



Then i had to drive Krista (my younger sister) to her Dentist, so i dropped Hays off at his car, we said our goodbyes, Somewhere deep inside of me i could feel... loss.

My truest and most honest friend, was leaving me. It was very depressing, as im sure you can imagine. But life keeps truckin' you know?

After the doctors appointment, I went to go pick up Haley Thompson, her lil friend David, my beautiful girlfriend Leanna Stansell, and i think thats it. Oh wait! and Scotty the asian. We went to RockStarz, because Haley's older sister, and my fellow graduate, Kelsey Thompson, was performing. So, we went, people played music, it was a good time. Following that, we went to steak and shake, and i had a banilla shake (banana, vanilla. I highly recommend).

I had to drive Leanna back to her house, so we went back. She lives in the same community as me, so no biggie. But i felt like there was something wrong, i hope everything's OK, i wouldn't want her to feel sad.

Then i got home, and i've been talking on AIM, and saying goodbyes to Hays, and playing guitar..

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-Ryan S. Kane