Hays Really Is a Benevalent Human Being

Today started at 1:25pm.
Thats the time i thought i woke up, and jumped up and ran into the bathroom. at 9am this morning, my mom had pulled me out of bed to babysit my lil bro. I fell asleep on the couch downstairs, and i looked down at the clock, which was past my feet. I thought i had an appointment for work at 2pm, but i was mistaken, it was at 6.
I was running around, and then i calmed down after i found out that it wasn't until 6pm. I looked at the clock, and it read "12:58" and i was like. What?


But then i realized that when i looked down, one of my toes must have blocked the last digit of the clock so i only saw the 125 digits.
It made ma laugh. Then i felt i had to take a piss, so i got in the bathroom, and looked at myself in the mirror, and i wanted to eat a fetus, like holy crap. This hickie on my neck is like, super red, its pretty bad. So i went downstairs and took the best action i could think of. I mowed the lawn, because my mom said she'd ground me, and i didn't want that. So after i was done, and i was sweating like a mink, i went into the bathroom.

I jumped in the shower, and i thought to myself, "Theres no way that i can cover this thing up". So i used what my sister gave me, this hair straightening stuff. I thought, well, i can't pull my hair back for my appointment, so i have to cover this fucker up. So, what i did, was straighten my hair, and it didn't reach far enough, cause haley cut my hair. Which sucksss.

So i took my moms cover up, and applied it, and it didn't do much more than the hair, but i thought with combined effort, that i could help something. So i ate dinner at home, and ran off to my appointment. it got over, and i went to Leanna's.

We were laid back today, and just talked for a bit, ate cake at my house, and then watched The Wedding Singer at her place.

Now im back here, talking to Hay's. My broseph. Haha.

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-Ryan S. Kane